Wednesday, April 20, 2011

Humor - English Style



The following advertisements are from British Newspapers ---
Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica – 45 volumes. Excellent condition £200.00 or best offer. No longer needed, got married -- wife knows everything!
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Wedding Dress for Sale – worn once by mistake!
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Joining Nudist Colony – must sell washer and dryer £100.00
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Free Puppies – Mother is a German Shepherd…Father is a Super Dog able to leap tall fences in a single bound.
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Free Puppies – ½ Cocker Spaniel…and ½ sneaky neighbour’s dog.
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Free Yorkshire terrier – 8 years old. Hateful little “b*#*##” – Bites!!